Make sure you look the part! Invest in a trusty pair of Harry Hall joddies or even waxed chaps if you fancy looking a bit rodeo. I’ve been wearing my trusty Joules jackets for years but they’re right back in fashion now (trendsetter, me). Footwise you’ll need something with a heel – not that sort Calypso – to make sure you don’t lose your foot through the stirrup. And a hat! Or skullcap as they’re known in the horsy world.  They’re not the most flattering of headwear but you can jazz yours up with a fetching silk. And don’t forget gloves. This time of year your hands can go numb and you want to be able to pull the horse up when it bolts off

Next find a reputable riding school, or even better a mate with a horse. Take along a pack of Polos to charm your four-legged friend and always hold your hand out flat when you give them a treat to avoid any fingers being nibbled. I think our hoss needs a name so let’s call him Trevor.

Next up, check the stirrups. The way to do this is hold them from your armpit to your wrist and that will be the correct length for you. Sounds weird but it’s true.

Mounting! Most importantly check the girth is tight otherwise you could end up hanging upside down under the Trevor’s stomach (I’ve seen it happen many a time). Stand on the Trevor’s left side, face his bottom end and gather the reins up in your left hand. Put left foot in stirrup. Do a couple of bounces to gain momentum and then lift yourself up into the saddle. Remember to really swing that right leg up or you might end up getting stuck. It helps to have your knowledgeable horsy friend standing on the other side holding the free stirrup so the saddle doesn’t slip (see above).

Gather your reins up, they shouldn’t have any slack but not pulling so much the Trevor starts going backwards. Don’t kick your heels; just squeeze them gently into the Trevor’s side. Horses respond well to voice commands and  ‘Walk on.’

Point the Trevor’s nose in the direction you want to go. You are officially riding!

Be prepared for some very sore inner thighs the next day.

Next time: flat out galloping